Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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