we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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