oh fat girl friday strikes again...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
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I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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