that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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