There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
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You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
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i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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