im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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