Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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