So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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