The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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