If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
You are the jesus of drinking
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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