I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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