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  (+44): View more from England

  I just gift wrapped bread.

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  (+44): I just gift wrapped bread. http://tfl.nu/h0i1
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  (907): View more from Alaska

  Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.

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  (907): Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea. http://tfl.nu/ohgs
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  (423): View more from Tennessee

  I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help

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  (423): I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help http://tfl.nu/q44r
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  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  morning after pill = breakfast in bed

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  (978): morning after pill = breakfast in bed http://tfl.nu/l1az
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  (623): View more from Arizona

  Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple

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  (623): Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple http://tfl.nu/1j5u
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  (516): View more from New York

  the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.

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  (516): the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother. http://tfl.nu/cizt
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  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.

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  (405): Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment. http://tfl.nu/t7rb
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  (416): View more from Toronto

  Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?

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  (416): Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time? http://tfl.nu/chq4
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  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I'm wearing red that night.

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  Noted, what shade?

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  Whore.

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  (202): I'm wearing red that night. (301): Noted, what shade? (202): Whore. http://tfl.nu/7182
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  (432): View more from Texas

  Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.

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  (432): Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever. http://tfl.nu/tyrw
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  (719): View more from Colorado

  I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.

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  (719): I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone. http://tfl.nu/u0bu
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  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.

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  (814): I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom. http://tfl.nu/k57f
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  (720): View more from Colorado

  We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.

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  (720): We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins. http://tfl.nu/ctwf
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  (406): View more from Montana

  Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me

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  (406): Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me http://tfl.nu/g324
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  (970): View more from Colorado

  he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.

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  (970): he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again. http://tfl.nu/v15v
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