i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
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BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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