I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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