My pussy is not your playground.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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