At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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