What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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