U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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