i used baking grease as lip gloss
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
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And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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