oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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