smell my finger.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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