If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week π
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Bring me that man meat
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
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