this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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