fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
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Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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