Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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