I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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