shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
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I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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