Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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