Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
one two three fourrrrnication!
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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