On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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