did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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