i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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