Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
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Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Couch. On fire.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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