Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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