How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
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He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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