we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
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The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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