This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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