omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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