Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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