so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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