try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
We named our party play list daddy issues
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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