Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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