I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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