I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
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OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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