how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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