and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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