is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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