Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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