Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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