No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
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I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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