The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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